I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
