i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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