She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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