Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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