she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
She's not a foreskin expert like you
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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