Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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