i think my mom watched the whole time
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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