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he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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