Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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