Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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