what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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