you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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