I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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