Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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