these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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