margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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