Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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