Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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