Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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