I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
