who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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