I think I just saw someone hide a body.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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