Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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