We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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