Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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