Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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