dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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