One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?