Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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How's work?
Spinning.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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