can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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