Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
is this the sara with the beer cane?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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