I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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