R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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