so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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