I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
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Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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