Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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