I need help removing her.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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