The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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