I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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