I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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