thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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