We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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