I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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