She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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How external is "for external use only"?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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