talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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