the new term for farting is butt boxing.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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