If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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