i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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