It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
there is glitter all over my balls
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