That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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