I love black thongs
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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