My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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