i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I had to cum in my sink.
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